Daniel Moskowitz

Son of a Whore
In 2016,
Duterte and the Death Squad
Had become the most popular Rock Band
In the WORLD!
To show their appreciation
To all their Fans who had made so many sacrifices,
Duterte and the Death Squad
Decided to perform
Live on International Satellite TV
From the Ciudad de Victoria in Manila.
The estimated audience for this Concert was
Approximately 3 Billion People…….
The largest in Rock n’ Roll History!
Rock fans came to Manila from all over the World
For this Special Event,
Including Shia Muslims from Karbala, Iraq,
Carrying their Balls and Chains
And fans from more remote regions of the Philippines,
Who brought their Crosses,
Planning to have themselves crucified on Stage
In the presence of their Hero,
Rodrigo Duterte.
The Band opened the Concert
With their Worldwide, #1 Smash Hit,
“Son of a Whore”.
“This Guy can really rock,”
Vice-President, Joe Biden,
Exclaimed to President Barack Obama in the White House
“He’s a very colorful character,” President Obama’s replied
Ronald dela Rosa,
Dressed in his Police Uniform,
Launched a thunderously violent guitar solo
With an army of prostitutes,
Twerking in the background.
Miley Cyrus’ jaw dropped,
As she viewed the Broadcast of this Concert
From her home in Studio City California.
“Sure I twerked on stage,” Miley told a reporter,
“But I’m not THAT fucking desperate!”
As the Concert was nearing its end
Rodrigo Duterte himself launched into
An profanity-laced,
Obscenely Misogynistic
Pornographic Rap.
While listening in his home in Diamond Bar, California,
Snoop Dogg was interviewed,
Smoking a Marijuana joint,
“That’s the shizzum of the jizzum,” he said.
“Duterte is the only Rapper,”
“Who can schizzum in the pizzum like That?!”
Finally, Duterte took out an Assault Rifle
And opened fire on the crowd.
It seemed so realistic!
Members of the audience dropped to the ground
While other fans cheered loudly!
As the Crowd filed out of the Ciudad de Victoria,
They all felt that they had experienced
By an extremely high-caliber Rock Band,
Which had conquered the World,
With their Fiery Intensity and Passion.
It was a memorable experience
No one would ever forget!

 

Daniel Moskowitz

He is a revolutionary poet .